“Are you getting tired of beating your meat to the same 3 scenes in the same 3 pornos?”

Not our words, but terrifically well-put, no? In any case, the Portland Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are throwing a Pornapalooza Porn Exchange this Friday, August 14 at Gail’s Dirty Duck Tavern (439 NW Third). The smut swap runs 9 p.m. to midnight.

The Sisters promise free porn for every attendee, along with “safer sex materials demonstrated by the girls in the habits,” a complimentary Voodoo Doughnut with any beverage purchase, and retro disco music with “Tawdry Toons on TV.”

No cover, people. Why wouldn’t you go?

(And don’t forget about next weekend’s fourth anniversary “Paank” event.)