It’s pretty much been completely overblown by now, but Ye Olde Lady Gaga hermaphrodite intersex rumor just won’t stop! It’s like a cement truck barreling down I-5 with no brakes, baby! Get out of the way before Lady Gaga’s publicity stunt extra baggage hits you driver’s side and throws you in a ditch!

For good measure, though, bi-curious pop star Katy Perry, who doubles as actress/musician Zooey Deschanel and makes music with Portlander M. Ward when she’s not talking to MTV all the time, commented on the Lady Gaga rumor.

“Oh, please. It’s all very calculated,” she told the newspaper. “She knows what she’s doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a di–, but I am certain she doesn’t.”

[Note: All OMGs, TTYLs and LOLs were taken out of this quote for clarification purposes...along with the last two letters to the word "dirt" apparently. Curse you censorship laws!]

All together now: 1…2…3…”WHO CARES WHAT MARGINALLY TALENTED POP DIVAS THINK OF ONE ANOTHER?!??!”

Oh, was that what you were gonna say? Oops. Of course we care. This is America.