Thursdays are sometimes a vortex of indifference – a 24-hour waiting game for the weekend with no winners, no passing “go,” no collecting any money whatsoever. BUT, tonight may be a different kind of vortex; one twisting and bubbling with the following six reasons to attend the Sluts and Squares Dance Party tonight at Rump Spankers (700 NE Dekum):

+No Downtown nonsense
+Plenty of free parking
+Floating Dance Floor
+Covered Smoking Patio
+Crowd-pleasing tunes from yours truly and DJ L-Train
+YOU dance and party it up, WE love you long time

They had me at free parking. And floating dance floor. Okay, okay, and the bit about loving me long time.

The evening kicks off at 10 PM, and will set you back only $3. Is Thursday the new Friday? Time will tell.