So, here you are. You did it. You can’t see three feet in front of you, and the world looks as if it were painted by Dali on a hunger strike. You’re not sure where to turn, and besides…turning HURTS.

Well, hot damn, you might as well try to head on down to the Silverado today for Adventures in Hangovers, hosted by Rose Emporer XXX Scoty Foxx and Rose Empress XXXXVI (?) Lotta Marie Liquor at 3 p.m.! To boot, it’s Lotta Marie’s birthday!

Don’t waste the day away watching parades and the gaggle of other tube-oriented banal fodder. This is a new decade! Make it count!