But wait! There’s more!

What’s, em, better than hell on wheels? “Sin on Heels.”

Part drag, part burlesque, part cabaret, the Le Cabaret Noir production is making its way down the West Coast, stopping in Portland tomorrow night with its “tawdry blend of burlesque and gender-bending entertainment.”

Sexuality, sensuality and gender are all par for the course in this most adult of performances, featuring cast members like the “tassel-twirling” Miss Indigo Blue,  Sydni Deveraux, Fuchsia Foxxx, Waxie Moon, Inga Ingenue, Jenny Penny, Ernie Von Schmaltz and host Armitage Shanks.

The show starts at 9 p.m. Saturday, March 6. Dante’s is located at 1 SW Third. Admission is $12 advance through TicketsWest, $15 at the door — and yes, it’s 21 and up.