Just Out columnist Daniel Borgen brought this exceptional bit of satire, Onion-style, to our attention. And for the audible laughter heard throughout our offices today, we thank him.

Click here to visit ChristWire.org – which mock professes “conservative values for an unsaved world” — and the pop culture treatise entitled “The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned a Generation of American Boys Into Homosexuals,” with such nuggets as:

Rose Nylund, played by x-rated comedienne Betty White, was added to the show as a sort of comic relief to the other more serious characters. She is thoroughly dimwitted. Her clueless acting style makes me cringe at her obvious senility. Senility is not at all funny, but the careless creators of this awfulness used her stupidity for a relentless barrage of immature jokes. Once again, Rose’s most salient trait was picked up and celebrated by the gay community. Every buff beefcake I’ve ever met has been tremendously brainless. They can bump out the beats to any Madonna song on a club railing, but are incapable of telling you the difference between Acapulco and an avocado.

In case you’re questioning it, the “Stephenson Billings”-penned post is, in fact, a joke. And such an amusing one, doncha think?